If I were the boss, I would get rid of all uniforms because they’re boring and no two people are the same. I would allow employees to dress to express rather than impress. We spend most of our day at work; we might as well do it comfortably.
Mornings would start at 10am, because no one can truly function before then anyway – well I can’t, and the boss needs to be on top of their game at all times.
Coffee would be free – and only of the best quality. We like coffee. We need coffee. Coffee keeps us productive.
Everyone would get a pair of earphones because no one can function without music, right? I haven’t thought about how we would hear and answer the phones though – still working on that.
If I were the boss, my employees would work smart and not hard. There would be work time and play time because “all work and no play makes for a dull/unproductive day”.
I would listen to the opinions of my employees and encourage them to have their own opinions too. We are many people working towards a common goal but that doesn’t mean we all have to walk, talk and act the same.
It would be different being the boss, but it would be fun. If I were the boss, I’d do my best to keep my employees happy, because a happy employee is a productive employee.